I am a web designer. I build websites that are simple, clean and user-friendly. When you hire me, that’s what you get. My clientele is composed of individuals and small businesses from all over the world. I like things that are useful.
You can view my work in my portfolio on longzero.com. You can contact me by email long@longzero.com.
- I did fall on my head as a kid… several times. It isn’t just an expression, it’s true. I still remember how much it hurt.
- I am a designer.
- I am a web designer.
- I am a freelancer.
- I am a consultant.
- I am a listener.
- I am an observer.
- I produce videos.
- I use Mac daily.
- I hate Windows.
- I have an iPhone too.
- Everything I do on my computer, I could do it on my iPhone too. It would just take a very, very, very long time.
- I can use Photoshop, InDesign, 3ds Max, AutoCAD, Premiere, Final Cut, and everything else that exists, even a hammer.
- I can use everything because I am a quick learner.
- On my black Macbook, I use all these softwares and more.
- I know HTML, CSS, and PHP.
- I steal Javascript and anything else I don’t know.
- I am not a fan of Flash. I don’t know it and I won’t steal it.
- I was born the year Apple’s Macintosh was launched, on the same month as “420 day” and Earth Day.
- I was born and raised in Montreal, Canada.
- My astrological sign is Aries. *
- In Chinese astrology, I’m a rat and my inner animal is the dragon. *
- I have an interest in pretty much everything related to arts and technology.
- I like badminton, biking, hockey, ice skating, jogging, martial arts, rollerblading, soccer, tennis, walking, in alphabetical order.
- I like Skittles.
- I like to fight, to play dumb, to pretend to be crazy and drunk.
- I also like to be affectionate, honorable and selfless.
- Everything I do (such as writing this page) is out of any or all of the following: anger, annoyance, or boredom. All of it can be summarized as motivation.
- I am very good at keeping an eye on the big picture.
- I am well aware that you don’t care about anything on this page, or this entire website for that matter.
- I don’t care that you don’t care.
- I don’t care that you care either.
You can view my work in my portfolio on longzero.com. You can contact me by email long@longzero.com.
* According to astrology, I can exhibit any of the following traits:
ARIES: Self-confidence, Courage, Impatience, Impulsivity, Enthusiasm, Initiative, Leadership, Opinionated, Forceful, Irritable, Straightforward.
RAT (animal): Forthright, disciplined, systematic, meticulous, charismatic, hardworking, industrious, charming, eloquent, sociable, shrewd, manipulative, cruel, dictatorial, rigid, selfish, obstinate, critical, over-ambitious, ruthless, intolerant, scheming, sturdy, vindictive, mendacious, venal, secretive, intuitive, compassionate, sensitive, intellectual.
DRAGON (inner animal): Magnanimous, stately, vigorous, strong, self-assured, proud, noble, direct, dignified, zealous, fiery, passionate, decisive, pioneering, ambitious, generous, loyal, Can be arrogant, imperious, tyrannical, demanding, eccentric, seeks to expand and grow, seeks to explore, grandiloquent and extremely bombastic, prejudiced, dogmatic, over-bearing, violent, impetuous, brash, patience.
wicked resume! I lol’d. Especially the bit about the hammer. So many times I have wondered how to say this and here you just came right out with it “I can use everything because I am a quick learner.” Too right!